Monthly Archives: January 2010

The Ultimate Infected Survival Guide

Before we get started, I want to get a few things straight. The Infected are still human. They are as intelligent as humans can be and they are susceptible to the same injuries as humans, albeit their pain thresehold may be a little higher than most. They have become infected with a disease that causes them to become aggressive killing machines and therefore they should not be taken for granted. Survivors are what you're going to be at the end of this guide. Zombies are not infeceted, nor are they are human. They are the dead come back to life and generally lack the coherent brain function of most humans. If you would like to see some Zombies up close and personal, attend the next Nascar meeting. Braaaaaiiins. Accelearrrrrrrrrrate. (that was a pirate zombie).
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Online mating

She stepped on to the bus, bags hanging from both arms, her hair a mess and looking utterly defeated. As she fumbled through her purse in search of change to hand the driver, it slipped from her hand and coins danced and rolled around on the bus floor like teeny boppers high on ecstasy. She [...]
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Insight

I think youtube is trying to tell me I have a hairy back. I think youtube should shut the fuck up and worry about it’s own back.
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