Monthly Archives: April 2009

Awesome

30 April 2009 23:04 PM
I am so awesome, that yesterday like I was like on my way to work, when my phone rang, but I couldn’t answer it because I was BEING AWESOME! And then when I got to work my phone rang again, and I couldn’t answer it, COS I WAS STILL BEING AWESOME! And then later that [...]
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Parenting fail FTW

29 April 2009 21:04 PM
... standing in front of my parents in the middle of the night with my pants around my ankles, toe deep in my own urine ...
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It’s no box of chocolates…

25 April 2009 14:04 PM
Forrest Gump’s mamma says ‘life is like a box of chocolates, you never know whatcha gonna get’. One could argue that at least half that statement is true, and it ain’t the half that comes in a box. One thing is certain about life and that is it’s uncertainty. And I don’t need no Hollywood [...]
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Facebooking beyond the grave

08 April 2009 13:04 PM
In online communities across the web people are dying on a daily basis and most of those likely go unnoticed, or are put down to the person losing interest. Which brings us to the drawback, or perhaps benefit, of online communities in that you can be entirely anonymous to your everyday life. There is little [...]
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Formula .5

07 April 2009 23:04 PM
I went out to dinner the other night and ordered a chicken parma. It wasn’t exceptionally good, in fact it was rather ordinary. Sure it was large, maybe a little expensive, but it had the all the ingredients that I expected to find on my plate. Chicken. Check. Ham. Check. Cheese. Check. Tomato base. Check. [...]
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A fool and his money go fast!

07 April 2009 12:04 PM
When I was a boy (five words no guy wants to hear on a first date) I dreamed of racing at Mount Panorama for the Blue oval (Ford for the motorsport ignorant). I pictured myself winning the great race and going on to be the most successful racing car driver Australia had ever produced. I [...]
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