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Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?
29 July 2009 22:07 PM
Some days I reflect upon life and see a boy trapped inside a man’s body. I could make jokes of pedophilia, that could lead to jokes of Ophelia, that follow on to more jokes about Hamlet and his Mum, which would inevitably take me down the path of your Mum, which would no doubt lead [...]
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Breaking up is hard to do
19 June 2009 00:06 AM
He picks up his phone and reads the text message that just came through. Bitch. He replies to the message. ‘I can’t believe you’re breaking up with me’. She replies. He replies again. ‘We can work this out’. And so it begins. ‘We’ve had fights like this before’. ‘It isn’t enough, we can fix this’. [...]
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Fuck my life
25 May 2009 19:05 PM
We first met at a friends birthday party. The moment I arrived I noticed her from across the crowded room. She was wearing a black dress which contrasted nicely with her mousy blonde hair. We shared a few laughs that night but as it came to an end we went our separate ways. I didn’t [...]
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Turning back the pages
17 May 2009 15:05 PM
What follows below is a something I wrote back in 2004. It’s amazing how much things have changed since then. Every story has to begin somewhere. Of course where it starts isn’t always where it begins; it’s only where the story teller chose to start it. So I chose to start on a day like [...]
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Wanking, weakness and moments of clarity
13 May 2009 22:05 PM
For a few weeks when I was 22 I lost my will to live. I didn’t leave it at a mates house or on the train. And it wasn’t between the cushions of the couch, also known as the black hole where everything turns up, as yeah, that was the first place I looked. Not [...]
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So you think you can write?
09 May 2009 16:05 PM
I started this website for a few reasons but mainly to get back in to writing. I don’t necessarily care for massive readership numbers, but I do like the idea of getting feedback. Then I started thinking, ‘Well hey Jase, maybe other people wanna get feedback as well, don’t be such a greedy swine and [...]
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A misconception of love
06 May 2009 15:05 PM
Of the girlfriends I’ve had she seemed to be the one I would most likely settle down with. Sure, she made a split moment decision to end our 2.5 year live in relationship via text message, but that relationship wasn’t all that bad. Her reasons for leaving changed as often as I changed my underwear [...]
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Diary of a crazy man
01 May 2009 18:05 PM
I think he was surprised. People generally don’t expect to be stabbed. And even as I write this, I can’t believe what I have done. But I know now that because of my actions, someone won’t be seeing their loved one tonight. It’s kind of difficult to recall what happened, which isn’t the way I [...]
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Awesome
30 April 2009 23:04 PM
I am so awesome, that yesterday like I was like on my way to work, when my phone rang, but I couldn’t answer it because I was BEING AWESOME! And then when I got to work my phone rang again, and I couldn’t answer it, COS I WAS STILL BEING AWESOME! And then later that [...]
Nandos baby
08 October 2009 12:10 PM